I hate the Westboro Baptist Church.
The Way
“Don’t screw up the best thing that ever happened to you just because you’re a little unsure about who you are.”
I Want It That Way
I’m a rather unconventional parent.
I respond to my children’s tantrums by telling them to step up their game if they want an Oscar, I ask them what their major malfunction is, & I summon their attention using soccer hooligan calls & I sometimes send them to the mythical kingdom of “outside.”
Locked Out of Heaven
Never Close Our Eyes
“Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to.”
Uncertainly Certain
The Air That I Breathe
I have an ego.
Hall of Fame
“Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood.”
Afterlife
I like debates.
They’re fun for me. I’m a strong, opinionated person who likes to use facts & logic to back up my claims. After all, my life’s mission statement is “the pursuit of information.” However, I also understand that the human condition is ruled by a lack of logic. We as humans are dominated by compulsion, by urges we cannot explain not reason with.
Take Back
People disgust me. A lot.
The Misadventures of MHC 