I seriously contemplated answering the questions that people flood my inbox, because quite honestly, most of them are stupid.
Author: maryhelenc
Grade 8
Have I mentioned lately that I freaking LOVE my job?!
Because I do, I love my job.
Wayward One
“Have faith little one ‘til your hopes and your wishes come true. You must try to be brave.”
Brave New World
I hate the Westboro Baptist Church.
The Way
“Don’t screw up the best thing that ever happened to you just because you’re a little unsure about who you are.”
I Want It That Way
I’m a rather unconventional parent.
I respond to my children’s tantrums by telling them to step up their game if they want an Oscar, I ask them what their major malfunction is, & I summon their attention using soccer hooligan calls & I sometimes send them to the mythical kingdom of “outside.”
Locked Out of Heaven
Never Close Our Eyes
“Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to.”
Uncertainly Certain
The Air That I Breathe
I have an ego.

