Day 21 : (scenario) Your best friend is in a car accident and you two got into a fight an hour before. What do you do?
This could never happen & not just because Drew & I neither fight nor drive.
I would have apologized 18 times before he left my house.
It’s what I do; apologize. For everything. For things I didn’t even do. For Global Warming.
I don’t even know why, but I do. I apologize way too much for every little thing, whether I did it or not. It pretty much drives everyone crazy all of the time & then I’ll apologize for apologizing & continue to drive everyone crazy.
If Drew & I ever fought, I would assume it was my fault, apologize & then he’d laugh @ me for apologizing. Then we’d hug & watch Billy the Exterminator because we’re cool. It’s probably really annoying but at least I wouldn’t have any guilt about causing his misfortune.
…except that I would. I’d be convinced that I sent the squirrel out in the road or that I didn’t apologize enough & apologize.
The Misadventures of MHC 