The 2013 30 Day Blog Challenge: Day Two

Day Two: Describe three legitimate fears and explain what made them become fear.

Finally! Drew gets the blog post he’s wanted forever…the blog about GEESE.

I suppose there should be three as the instructions say, but really there is only one…GEESE.

Geese are nature’s douchecanoes. They’re evil, soul sucking bastards intent on killing me.

Okay, maybe not, but they’re still really evil. My friend showed me a video of geese and I seriously hid in a corner until it was gone. I scream when I see them in cars. They’re so horrifyingly awful.

I’ve always been afraid of geese. My best friend growing up had this evil brown goose on her farm and if it was in the doorway of the barn, I would wait in the barn until it ran away. So, naturally no one would chase it away, because they’re assholes. However, the defining moment of my geese hatred came when a swarm of them attacked my eldest daughter when she tried to feed them as a toddler. I had to hold her and kick them away while they were snapping @ her and the sheer helplessness that came from them attacking my child and my inability to stop them.

So, geese are evil. Horrifyingly evil and should never be anywhere near me, my children, my yard. For some reason though, they think it’s cool to hang out in all of those places because they suck.